Most Funnel 'Experts' Fix What's Visible.
I Fix What's Actually Broken.
Stop bleeding money on ads that attract browsers. I diagnose the invisible leaks that keep qualified buyers out of your funnel.
Results That Speak
Here's what happens when you fix the invisible leaks everyone else ignores.
Pat Nolan
Pat was burning cash on generic dog training ads. His clicks looked good, but his cost per lead kept climbing and sales calls were a mixed bag of puppy owners and competitive handlers with zero clarity on which program they needed.
I split his market into two distinct categories: "Puppy Survival" for new owners and "Podium Finishes" for competitive handlers. Same backend offer, but now the right people were self-selecting before they clicked.
Lauren
Lauren had 12,000 subscribers. On paper, that's gold. In reality? Her webinar signups were embarrassing, email opens were declining, and backend offers converted at barely 2%.
The list wasn't dead. It was under-qualified. I stopped sending "helpful tips" and started using strategic qualification filters. Every email became a mechanism to separate browsers from buyers.
Austrian Financial
High-ticket investment services for expats with a €50K minimum entry point. They had plenty of clicks, but their sales team was drowning in unqualified calls from people "just browsing" who didn't have the capital to invest.
I used exclusionary copy at the ad level. Instead of appealing to everyone, I wrote ads that actively repelled the wrong people. The messaging was direct: "If you're just researching, this isn't for you."
Restaurant Growth Ebook
My client wanted to scale their consultancy by giving away their 'secret sauce' in a $27 e-book for restaurant owners. The goal was lead gen, but I don't believe in paying for leads.
I didn't just write copy. I scripted video ads that targeted the specific hell of running a restaurant—the 80-hour weeks, the staffing nightmares. I didn't sell a book, I sold a way out.
I'm the "Rough Edges" Your Business Is Starving For.
If you want a copywriter who speaks in "corporate safe-speak" and treats your business like a sterile transaction, leave this page. Seriously. Close the tab.
My name is Faisal Sarker and I don't do "professional distance". I have a rough personality, I drive motorcycles at questionable speeds (exceptionally fast), and I have zero tolerance for the kind of "polite" feedback that kills marketing campaigns.
I don't want to be your vendor, I want to be the guy you call when you need the raw, unfiltered truth about why your offer isn't converting. I build solid friendships with my clients because I can't fight for your ROI if I'm kept at arm's length.
My Skill Set isn't "Writing". It's Obsession.
Most copywriters rely on templates. I rely on immersion.
My craft wasn't learned in a university lecture hall. It was forged under the direct mentorship of the industry's elite—specifically trained in the systems of Matthew Volkwyn (the guy who writes for the biggest names in direct response).
I don't just "write words". I deconstruct human psychology. I take the same intensity I use to handle a bike at high speeds and channel it into your funnels. It's fast, it's dangerous to your competitors, and it's unapologetically raw.
I show up as my real self. I expect you to do the same.
If you're ready to stop playing business and start dominating your market with a partner who actually gives a shit...
Stop Guessing.
Start Fixing.
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